it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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