So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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