Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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