whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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