Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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