I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Jerry, you need to find god
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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