His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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