I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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