Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize