I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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