He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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