Betty ford says i'm here all night
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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