I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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