we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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