I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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