question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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