Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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