i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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