Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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