We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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