I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she peed on how many people?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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