Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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