You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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