After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
