Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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