I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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