I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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