Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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