i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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