I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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