I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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