Dual....:-)
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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