I'm gonna have a badass scar
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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