she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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