but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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