tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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