Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
17 year olds will be the death of me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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