soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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