But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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