Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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