I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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