did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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