How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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