"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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