i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
i've created a new STD.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
