So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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