yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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