sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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