Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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