Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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