Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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