You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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