yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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