Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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