I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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