office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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